I will give the Republicans this – they are good at slogans. Terrible at governing, terrible at making the economy work, terrible at making sense (i.e. I’m for small government but want the gov to legislate my personal religious beliefs on to everyone) – but they are great at slogans.
One of my favorite GOP slogans involves “job creators” – right now the economy is in a pinch because taxes and regulations on “job creators” are just choking them to death so they can’t flap their unicorn wings and create their magical jobs.
Excuse me America but have you been paying attention for the last ten years? We’ve been cutting taxes and slashing regulation on “job creators” for the last 10 years and we ended up with 10% unemployment and a massive budget deficit. That sure worked out eh?
But reality doesn’t matter in right wing bubble media. Despite mountains of hard evidence that proves them wrong Republicans can still go on TV and say “We have to cut more taxes for the job creators to help grow the economy” with a straight face and no one points and laughs at how stupid they are or reminds them that: “Hey you disingenuous f**kwads who cater only to corporate money – we’ve been trying that route for 10 years and now everything is f**ked up.”
Instead they can use a slogan like this to appeal to peoples base racism against Obama… “I don’t hate him because he’s black I hate him because he ruined America” or against liberals (liberal is latin for “free man” — who hates freedom now you mildly retarded and easily manipulated inbred hicks?) No conservatives don’t blindly hate black people and liberals they just hate the bad policies they make that ruin America. They also apparently hate numbers and math because the facts show otherwise.
I’ve already ranted far too long and used too many words for the people this is aimed at to read so I’ll end with a f**king picture based on hard numbers, REAL F**KING NUMBERS YOU RETARDS, not some abstract pickup truck, apple pie slogan bullshit like “Country First” (unless a black guy is in charge)
So take a look at this pretty picture Uncle / Cousin Billy and then tell me who’s “bad for America” Even Conservative hero Reagan fails miserably against Jimmy Carter when you look at the jobs per year column (Carter only served 1 term, Reagan 2)
(Oh yeah, and this info is from that liberal rag “The Wall Street Journal” so you know these numbers were made up by hippies schilling for that bitch Pelosi)

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